WEDDDING TOASTS

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Berle Milton

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
Henry Youngman

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton

Keep the lid down.
UNKNOWN

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Look down you gods, and on this couple drop a blessed crown.- from The Tempest
William Shakespeare

Lack nothing: be merry. - from Henry IV
William Shakespeare

All marriages are mixed marriages.
Chantal Saperstein

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Emerson

Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to Heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.
UNKNOWN

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
Cathy Carlyle

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
UNKNOWN

Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!
UNKNOWN

May you both live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.
UNKNOWN

May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, brightened by a song in your heart, and warmed by the smiles of the people you love. May the Good Lord Watch over you As you grow in love May the light of friendship guide your paths together. May the laughter of children grace the halls of your home. May the joy of living for one another trip a smile from your lips, a twinkle from your eye.
UNKNOWN

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!
UNKNOWN

When you drink, you get drunk. when you get drunk, you fall asleep, when you sleep, you surely can commit no sin. when you dont sin you go to heaven. so lets all get drunk and go to heaven.
UNKNOWN

May the most you wish for be the least you get.
UNKNOWN

A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.
UNKNOWN

Heaven give you many, many merry days! - from The Merry Wives of Windsor
William Shakespeare

Keep the lid down.
UNKNOWN

Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets!
UNKNOWN

May all your ups and downs come only in the bedroom.
UNKNOWN

To our wives and lovers - may they never meet!
UNKNOWN

Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
UNKNOWN

For each petal on the shamrock this brings a wish your way. Good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day.
UNKNOWN

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, and quick to make friends.
UNKNOWN

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you. May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
UNKNOWN

Never go to bed angry... always stay up and argue.
UNKNOWN

There are 4 things you must never do: lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
UNKNOWN

Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
UNKNOWN

May the love you've expressed to each other today always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.
UNKNOWN

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
UNKNOWN

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger

May those that love us, love us; and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; if he can't turn there hearts, then may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limp.
UNKNOWN

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Carl Jung

Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.
UNKNOWN

May the roof above us never fall in. And may the friends gathered below it never fall out.
UNKNOWN

May there be a generation of children, On the children of your children.
UNKNOWN

May the luck of the Irish possess you. May the devil fly off with your worries. May God bless you forever and ever.
UNKNOWN

May the Lord keep you in His hand, And never close His fist too tight.
UNKNOWN

May your grass always be green, May your skies forever blue, May God Bless the Irish, And may God bless you!
UNKNOWN

Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and she'll last for many years.
UNKNOWN

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion. Just make sure the words are Yes dear.
UNKNOWN

May the most you wish for Be the least you get.
UNKNOWN

She offered her honor, He honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
UNKNOWN

To every lovely lady bright, I wish a gallant faithful knight; To every faithful lover, too, I wish a trusting lady true.
Walter Scott