FUNNY LOVE

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her...
UNKNOWN

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
Dr Seuss

if i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.
dani b

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
Anonymous

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
Roy Croft

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Unknown

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...
Anonymous

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
Anonymous

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.
Karen Clodfelder

The best thing about me is you.
Shannon Crown

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
Anonymous

The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring.
Shawna Waltemyer

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back theyd never ask you to.
Anonymous

The hottest love has the coldest end.
Socrates

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
Curtis Judalet

Don't let someone become your everything, because when they're gone you have nothing! Kenya Mitchell

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Jesus

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend.
Anonymous

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Anonymous

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love
Anonymous

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
Bette Davis

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous

Love is never wanting to lose faith, never wanting to give up, and never truly moving on. Love is knowing and praying in the deepest part of what's left of your heart that they feel the same.
CourtneyJo Wright

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Teresa

If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me!!
ally qwerty

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you.
Colin Raye

I self destruct every relationship so that i don't get hurt... but in truth i just hurt myself worse in the long run..
Anonymous

They say loving you gives pains and full of sacrifices But I'll rather take pains and lots of sacrifices than not to be love by you.
Aaron

I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
UNKNOWN

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.
Colin Raye

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
Friedrich Halm

Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.
Anonymous

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left.
Marilyn Monroe

LOVE: We think about it, Sing about it, Dream about it && Loose sleep worrying about it. When we don't know we have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear loosing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we don't know which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define && IMPOSSIBLE to live without.
Unknown Unknown

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Absence makes the heart grow fonder
william shakespeare

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.
John Lennon

The soul mate is what we aspire to and like to understand about us, is what we deem to be perfection, purity and endless regarding our own being.
Sorin Cerin

What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.
St. Augustine

To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on...
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Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love.
Anonymous

I dont know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too.
Chloe Woodward

Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!
ancient Proverbs

If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Herman Hesse

To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.
UNKNOWN

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Rose Franken

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Anonymous

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
Chris Rock

If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music.
P!nk